CAN Pastor

Pentecostally crazy
Drunk from anointing CANS
Spiritually lazy
Prowling to devour unwary lambs

Politically minded
Sycophants of the highest order
Socially shameless
Supporting idolatry and adultery

Economically conscious
Retailing prayers for cash
Materially maddened
Selling the Bible for balloons

Tell me pastor
If you are paid to preach
What will you preach?

CAN-al pastor
Doomed shepherd
Why must we follow you to hell?